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| Kiliad |
  Posted 23rd Feb 2007 6:10am |
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Hello boys and girls.
You're old uncle Kiliad thought he'd share with you his wonderful adventures of this Friday 23rd Feb.
I'm starting a new job in the next few weeks and the employer requires everyone to get a medical including drug and alcohol testing.
After a rigorous checkup by the doctor, I wandered off to pathology to provide the necessary liquid sample. What a surprise to see a lovely nurse who handed me a small plastic vessel. She then informed me that the drug test required supervision so that I couldn't secretly use someone elses sample.
Its a funny thing how, even when you're busting to go, you suddenly can't when someone is watching.
The thoughtful nurse then provided a large... a VERY large glass of water and suggested I go for a walk around the block.
Ten minutes later I returned with determination and a certain degree of internal pressure. Woe is me! Once again the deed could not be done. Any excess exertion would only have provided a sample of an entirely different and malodorous kind.
So, to calm my obviously upset bladder, I decided to go shopping for DVD's. When confronted with videos staring Peewee Herman and titles such as Three coins in the Fountain and a documentary about Niagara Falls, suddenly the urge to go returned with great rapidity.
So, off to the pathology lab I went once again.
Oh dear! The first nurse had gone home and an even more attactive one had replaced her, but that didn't matter. The sheer volume of water I'd drunk was not going to be stopped by shyness.
SUCCESS!!!!!
What a day!
So, your Uncle Kiliad was wondering who else has had medical misadventures that they'd like to share. |
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| FuryThor |
Posted 23rd Feb 2007 4:58pm |
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 I don't get this. Oh well do I have to ? |
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| RF Grim Reaper |
Posted 23rd Feb 2007 5:23pm |  |
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It's probably for the best that you don't Fury  |
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| D2k |
Posted 23rd Feb 2007 5:29pm |
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... LOL |
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| Kiliad |
Posted 23rd Feb 2007 10:04pm |
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LOL Furythor, what's to get?
I had a medical and it went badly.
The question is, who else has had bad yet humorous experiences with doctors, nurses, hospitals etc.
It makes a lot more sense than the spam thread LOL.
Maybe being around hospitals and illness so often has given me a twisted sense of humor  |
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| Kiliad |
Posted 23rd Feb 2007 11:34pm |
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Well, that's quite a story. Not exactly humorous... unless you also broke your humerus. |
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Posted 24th Feb 2007 3:36pm | |
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The most embarrassing part for me was when she handed me a moist towelette and told me to clean it first.
I was more than embarrassed, I was insulted. I had just taken a shower.  She explained to me that they didn't want any foreign material effecting the results. That's when I told the woman I was with was not a foreigner, she was an American.  She didn't laugh.  |
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| FuryThor |
Posted 24th Feb 2007 3:50pm |
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Anybody ever heard of "misleading on purpose" ?
Almost same thing happend for me once, so I know the feeling... 
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| Hapa Hanu |
Posted 24th Feb 2007 4:52pm |
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| Quoting NoClanFrank | | She explained to me that they didn't want any foreign material effecting the results. That's when I told the woman I was with not a foreigner... |
Oh thats priceless. LOL 
I don't know guys, do you wanna hear about the case of the missing yarble? |
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| Kiliad |
Posted 24th Feb 2007 8:27pm |
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Ummmm, yarble?
Google didn't help me with that word and so I'm a little cautious about asking what it means |
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| goober |
Posted 24th Feb 2007 8:37pm | |
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Mabye Google Images? |
For anyone reading this in 2019 or later: The RF community is alive on the Community Discord
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| Kiliad |
Posted 24th Feb 2007 8:49pm |
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Well, I got 26 hits on google image.... but there is no way I'm turning off filtering to get anymore |
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| NoClanFrank |
Posted 25th Feb 2007 5:38am | |
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| Quoting Hapa Hanu | | I don't know guys, do you wanna hear about the case of the missing yarble? |
Don't you mean gargle and are you trying to tell us that you have halitosis. |
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Posted 25th Feb 2007 7:24am | |
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hmm, when i was younger (like in elementary) i used to go swimming at the pool almost everyday. So one day i was standing barefoot by the entrance to the pool waiting for someone. Anywho, some kid about my age opens the door suddenly and swings the corner of the steel door right into my bare foot, the kid then looked down at my foot, saw i was bleeding badly (it cut a artery or whatever its called), looked up to me looking really worried, then said "Sorry" and ran off .
When i realized i was really hurt i started limping/walking to the parking lot to find my dad with my foot bleeding badly and dripping blood cement as i went. Eventually i found my dad and i told him what happened as he picked me up rushed me back inside the pool building. I can still remember the blood dripping off my foot and hitting the cement as he carried me, and the worried looks of the lifeguards that happened to be in the office at the time.
They wrapped some gauze around my foot and my dad then took me to the hospital where i had received my first stitches ...
I didn't go back to the pool for a very long time after that, and when i finally did i found out that they made a new rule where you had to wear shoes at all time except around or in the pool ...
To this day, the looks of my dads face, the kids face, and the blood on the cement are still vivid in my memory  ...
Oh wait, that aint funny LOL ...
I guess what im trying to say is that generally hospitals are a bad experience, not a funny one
Edit: I just though of another one that was funny ill tell it later ... |
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| SKA-Diesel |
Posted 25th Feb 2007 7:48am |
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My fiance's mum, Margo, was suffering from a sore throat and an itchy rash on her hands. When she arrived at the local surgery it was a recently qualified female doctor who was going to be attending to her.
Anyway the doctor started checking out her throat and her hands and after some self debating she turns to Margo and says "gimme a minute I'm going to check on GOOGLE.
After a minute or two the young doctor came back into the room and informed Margo that she had FOOT 'n' MOUTH disease... Imagine being paid £70,000 per year to surf the internet
True Story... and NO she didn't have foot 'n' mouth disease. The internet is not qualified to give a "second opinion". |
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| Assaultman67 |
Posted 25th Feb 2007 8:01am | |
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Why the would you say something like that to your clients ... That would make me nervous ... |
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